FORMER MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR FOR HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS ADMITS STAFF PATCHED PLUMBING LEAKS AND SEALED WATER PIPES WITH DUCT TAPE! THAT'S WHY THE LOCALS IN THE VILLAGE OF HARPERS CHOICE JOKINGLY (AND WHAT A JOKE IT IS - HUH?) REFER TO THE HF COMPLEX AND IT'S EXTENSIVE SEWAGE AND WATER PROBLEMS AS THE 'USS NOAHS ARK.' WHERE DOES THE PROFESSIONAL INEPTITUDE STOP? IT STOPS ON ELECTION DAY WHEN THE EQUALLY INEPT KEN ULMAN, DOUGLAS GANSLER AND MARY KAY SIGATY ARE FIRED AND REPLACED WITH REPRESENTATIVES WHO HELP PROTECT THE INTEREST OF EXCELLENT RENT PAYING TENANTS OVER DEMOCRATIC PARTY FUNDRAISER AND SLUMLORD PHILIP RATCLIFFE!
THEN IT STOPS AT THE US BANKRUPTCY COURT BECAUSE YOU AND I - APT SHOPPER - HAVE THE POWER HOWARD COUNTY GOV'T DOESN'T RECOGNIZE - THE POWER OF THE PURSE! RECENT REPORTS SAY YOU ARE CONSISTENTLY REFUSING TO PAY RENT FOR THESE GHETTO CONDITIONS EVEN THOUGH THESE 3 DEMOCRATIC SWINE - SAY WE SHOULD! RENT PAYMENTS ARE THE LIFELINE OF ANY PROPERTY MANAGEMENT - IF WE TAKE OUR RENT ELSEWHERE - AND WE ARE IN RECORD NUMBERS - EITHER HARPERS FOREST WILL BE COMPELLED TO CHANGE OR WE'LL BUILD A PARKING LOT OF TAR & CEMENT! I VOTE FOR THE PARKING LOT. AFTER THE HARPERS FOREST BANKRUPTCY I SAY WE TAKE THE LEFTOVER DUCT TAPE AND A BUCKET OF LEFTOVER TAR AND CEMENT FROM OUR NEW PARKING LOT - TAPE THEIR MOUTHS SHUT BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO SAY FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW - STRAP THE SWINE TOGETHER AND DROP 'EM OFF THE BAY BRIDGE IN A CEMENT SUIT! HERE 'SHARK-Y'! OVER HERE 'SHARK-Y.' GOOD BOY 'SHARK-Y!'
