"TIME BRINGS ALL THINGS TO LIGHT - I TRUST IT SO"
-character of willie stark in all the kings men
that rocked an administration
NOT THAT CREEPY HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS ON TURNABOUT LANE!!!
just when you thought it was safe to go apartment hunting to find a safe and comfortable home for your family , when here comes another horror story from that dreadfully mismanaged harpers forest apartment complex on turnabout lane.
some tenants are now reporting that harpers forest management has now installed secret, till now, "peek-a-boo," cameras in their tenants apartments! just when you think they've hit bottom, they always find a new low, don't they?
in fact, apartment shoppers, at least one tenant has been identified ,
(name and address on file),
as being the recipient of live video transmissions, from other tenants apartments, and beamed directly onto his personal monitor, in his private bedroom, and by authority of the owners and operators of the harpers forest apartment complex. it appears management has taken an interest in filming and transmitting live images of you and your family in every aspect of your private lives. whether you're enjoying a meal with your family, praying to your god, sleeping, changing clothes, bathing, and yes shocked apartment shoppers, even the most private of private acts, they are filming you having sex!
Now, we're all adults here, and certainly as an adult you can choose to do live shows for the management team, if you choose, to each his own - huh? But, how do you explain to your children, or maybe you don't, that while they are undressing and bathing, some creepy individuals, who are not friends OR family, are leering at them by way of hidden cameras? because, unless you do not permit your children into your apartment(?), while harpers management is recording you they are ALSO filming your minor children! creepy?
this may be the appropriate time to point out that during the airing of other grievances from tenants with harpers management, their staff has been quoted as saying, "this has nothing to do with morality. this is a business. we don't have to be moral.'
well there you have it apartment shoppers, straight from the horses..eerrrrrr...managements mouth. there's no morality at the harpers forest complex, and there's not going to be any - and they seem proud of that fact!
do you really want to live at the decomposing harpers forest apartment complex on turnabout lane?
more importantly, if your children could understand the gravity of this assault against them and their family, would they want to live at harpers forest apartments?
this is a no-brainer, parents, of course they wouldn't!
we have plenty of professionally managed, maintained and safe rental properties in the immediate area to choose from. the harpers forest apartment complex on turnabout lane is NOT one of them!
listen to your children -
NO MOMMY!
NO DADDY!
NOT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS!
but for what purpose
kiddie porn?
harpers forest apartments-
exposed!
I WOULD THINK WITH COMFY DIGS LIKE THIS THE RODENTS WOULD STAY OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT - BUT THESE CRITTERS SEEM TO HAVE AN UNNATURAL NEED FOR CLOSE HUMAN CONTACT
HEADS UP APARTMENT SHOPPERS - MORE TENANTS WHO SAY HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS IS THE WORST PLACE EVER! DO NOT RENT FROM HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS! RUMOR HAS IT THEY MIGHT BE BANKRUPT BEFORE YOU FINISH SIGNING YOUR NAME ANYWAY! WE PROBABLY CAN'T CONFIRM THAT TIL THEY FILE COURT PAPERS, BUT THE MUTTERING AT PARENT COMPANY, MARYLAND MANAGEMENT, IS THAT BANKRUPTCY OR A SALE IS UNDER CONSIDERATION.
HAH, DONT MOVE HERE!! THIS IS THE WORST PLACE EVER!!
Years at this apartment: 2008 - 2009 i lived there for 1 year. i never fully unpacked my stuff cause from the first day i moved in i was ready to leave! i was pregnant when i moved in and it was bad. you call maintenance and they take 4 ever to come!! the leasing office is horrible! they will lie to you in your face and wont fix a problem till you threaten to take them to court.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE TENANTS OF HARPERS FOREST - JANUARY 2009!
HERE IS THE MOST UP TO DATE INFORMATION AVAILABLE ON THE RAPIDLY DETERIORATING LIVING CONDITIONS AT DEMOCRATIC SLUMLORD PHILIP E. RATCLIFFE'S PREMIER GHETTO COMPLEX!
'wingless bloodsucking insects with broad flat reddish-brown body
and unpleasant odor that infests beds, furniture, walls, etc., active mainly at night and may transmit a variety of diseases - Websters New World Dictionaryyou're one step ahead of me columbia but i know what you're thinking - was webster referring to the bugs or the landlords?I'M SURE MOST OF YOU RECOGNIZE THIS DEFINITION OF THESE LITTLE DISEASE CARRYING BUGGERS THAT NEST IN YOUR MATTRESS AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU OWN. YES! THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT - BEDBUGS! BEDBUGS - BEDBUGS AND MORE BEDBUGS! WE GOT 'EM BY THE MATTRESS FULL AT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS. COMPLIMENTS OF - AND WITH A JOLLY HO-HO-HO MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM OWNER PHILIP E. RATCLIFFE, THEY'RE JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO LAY YOUR TIRED BODY DOWN SO THEY CAN LITERALLY FEAST ON YOUR FLESH AND BLOOD.
BUT HOLD ON BETHLEHEM - THE BEST IS YET TO COME. AS MORE AND MORE TENANTS WAKE UP COVERED IN THE RED BITE MARKS THESE NASTY CRITTERS LEAVE ON YOUR BODY AS THEIR CALLING CARD - AND WITH A 'DON'T BOTHER ME' ATTITUDE AND 'WHO CARES' SHRUG OF THEIR SHOULDERS MANAGEMENT HAS ADVISED TENANTS TO THROW AWAY OUR INFESTED FURNISHINGS AND BUY NEW ONES!!!
JUST WHEN YOU THINK THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY SAY ANYTHING MORE STUPID - THERE THEY GO AGAIN! IT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF RONALD REAGAN'S RESPONSE WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE POOR SAID 'LET THEM EAT JELLY BEANS' - REPORTEDLY THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE SNACK. WOW! WHAT A LUXURIOUS LIFE RATCLIFFE AND COMPANY MUST HAVE - ONE THAT'S FUNDED BY THE HARDWORKING LOWER INCOME COMMUNITY - AND PROVIDES HIM WITH ELEGANT HOMES UP AND DOWN THE EAST COAST FROM BALTIMORE TO FT LAUDERDALE. BUT ISN'T THAT EXACTLY THE KIND OF INSENSITIVITY YOU'D EXPECT FROM A WEALTHY SLUMLORD? JUST BECAUSE THE MANAGEMENT AT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS CAN AFFORD TO THROW AWAY ALL THEIR PROPERTY AND CALL UP THE LOCAL ETHAN ALLEN GALLERIES TO SEND OVER A HOUSEFUL OF NEW TOP OF THE LINE FURNISHINGS - THEY THINK THEIR TENANTS HAVE THE SAME UNLIMITED FINANCIAL RESOURCES THAT THEY HAVE - THANKS TO HIS RENT PAYING TENANTS! THAT'S HIS BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF 'TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!' HE SAYS IT'S NOT HIS RESPONSIBILITY TO EXTERMINATE THE LITTLE BLOODSUCKERS!
IF YOU'RE LIKE MOST WORKING PEOPLE AND ALL YOUR ACHING BODY WANTS AFTER 8 - 10 - AND 12 HOUR SHIFTS IS TO HAVE A LITTLE SILENT NIGHTS REST -
LISTEN TO THOSE WHO KNOW -
LISTEN TO THE DEAFENING CHORUS
FROM THOSE WHO LIVE HERE AT HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS -
AND NOW THIS NEW YEARS SEASON 2009 -
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES -
AND DO NOT RENT FROM HARPERS FOREST APARTMENTS - IT COULD VERY WELL BE THE WORST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE!
HAPPY NEW YEAR COLUMBIA!
AND
DON'T LET
THE HARPERS FOREST BEDBUGS
BITE!
Now, we're all adults here, and certainly as an adult you can choose to do live shows for the management team, if you choose, to each his own - huh? But, how do you explain to your children, or maybe you don't, that while they are undressing and bathing, some creepy individuals, who are not friends OR family, are leering at them by way of hidden cameras? because, unless you do not permit your children into your apartment(?), while harpers management is recording you they are ALSO filming your minor children! creepy?
more importantly, if your children could understand the gravity of this assault against them and their family, would they want to live at harpers forest apartments?
